Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Almost time for the next squad of Imperial Stormtroopers to take over this patrol. Man.. crushing rebel scum is hard work sometimes. I am one tired nameless and expendable servant of the Emperor. Tonight I think I'll relax back at the barracks, enjoy some slow grilled Ewok kababs and knock back a few drinks. Well later folks and yes this is why TK421 was not at his post earlier....

Bad radio transmitter my durasteel plated ass


"I swear this sacred oath that I shall render unconditional obedience to Emperor Palpatine, to exercise every power in service to the Galactic Empire, and shall, whensoever I am asked, be prepared, as a loyal servant, to surrender my life for this oath." 

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